Dumpy Apartment and the Crazy Stories It Has Given Me: Part II

Wow. Just wow. Until I moved into this place, if you had tried to tell me that a person like my landlord existed, I probably would not have believed you. Here are some of the dumb things that I have, been told or witnessed personally her doing.

* She stole one of my roommates bottles of laundry soap.
* She goes through our trash. Yes.
* I have rabbits so she wants their poop for her "garden". So when I take out my trash, like a rodent she rips the bag open getting rabbit shit everywhere.
* We have come into the house serval times to find her rooting around for no reason.
* She leaves rotten stinky food outside. Like out in the front yard outside.
* I saw her trying to steal a desk that was outside someones home. Not on the curb, but right in front of their house.
* She has no concept of keeping things to herself; like she talks to all three of us, about each other. Trying to stir shit up.
* Also she tries to charge us arbitrary amounts of money for things. Unaware that we know this shit hole is rent controlled.
* My personal favorite; she asked to borrow money from me.


So yeah. Hard to believe someone like that really exists huh?

Hey Murray!!!!

I'm sure like most guys out there, you use some sort of product in your hair. I've tried my fair share of stuff, just to see what I like or works best. Along the way I've encountered some pretty sweet products, but I've also encountered one of the worst/shittiest hair products ever:

MURRAY'S POMADE
(dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn)

Here was my thought process upon trying some of Murray's Pomade. The previous product I had purchased was through Walgreens and it was fucking awesome. Awesome, awesome, awesome. So, I decided that I would go back and get some again. Guess what? They didn't have it. So I tried 3 other Walgreens with no luck. I then went to the one closest to my house and looked at their selection. Not much to choose from that didn't look super shitty. I then looked at the prices. Now this alone should have been a dead give away on the type of product I was about to purchase.

$1.99

Now the reasonable person in me thought: "Hey; its $1.99 and it has more in it than any other product. This is a deal!" Wrong.

The first time I used it, I knew I had made a costly $1.99 mistake. This shit is tacky (literally) as hell. After somehow getting it in my hair I washed my hands seriously, 10 times and they were still tacky. My hair looked like I had been in a wind tunnel. The next morning when I went to wash my hair, yikes. I washed it probably 2-3 times and I could still feel the grit in it.

So, after 2 days of using Murray's Pomade, I threw in the towel. Fuck this shit. It's terrible. Worst $1.99 I've spent in a long time.