Son Of A Bitch Jeans

I don't know if anyone who stumbles across this by total accident has the same problem as me; BUT I have a pair of jeans which fit great (and even a bit loose) and the son of a bitch bastard zipper comes undone when I walk. Holy balls is that annoying. If I walk maybe 45 feet the whole thing is undone. Free peep show for oncoming foot traffic.

I'm not sure which is more embarrassing: a) having to constantly rezip my pants like some sort of fool, b) forgetting about it and walking like that for blocks on end, or c) having to try and zip my pants up (non) discreetly, even though everyone probably knows what's up.

Anyways, damn jeans.